An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)
Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.
by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015