Riley French is a kid that was a great friend and great person up until highschool. There he became an extreme mega-douche, equivalent to godzilla to the japanese. He is always changing friends because either he eventually thinks he's too good for them or they realise what he is really like. He always leaves you hanging, never sticks to his word, and is virtually a completely fake friend. He somehow has this magical power to wooo women ...until they get to know him.
Lips that are so fucking huge that you could catch them on a trip wire. When the lips come together it is like two planets coming together - could potentially cause an eclipse. Making out with someone who has Riley lips is very sloppy and it is impossible to latch on to the whole lip at one time.