reverend decay

Noun: A psychological affliction that generally affects young males usually beginning onset in the late teen years to the early twenties. The diagnosis is usually chronic and degenerative resulting in eventual end diagnosis of complete fagdom. Chief among presenting symptoms in early stages are the following: Moodiness, bleak outlook, neo-goth persona, self mutilation and pain infliciton, stemming from a severe prediliction to body image issues, reversed negative religious leanings and sexual ambiguity, fixation on underage girls and chronic lateness. Studies have shown one unifying experience common among all those suffering from 'the reverend decay'. Sufferers have all reported early childhood sexual experiences with elder clergy and the strong identification with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and enjoyment. Many report willingly seeking out diverse and numerous priests, pastors, and reverends for ever more "adventurous" acts of voluntary molestations from a young age well into adulthood, thus inducing the multitude of self injurious attitudes and activities. This deep seated self-hate usually leads suffers to closeted lives of denial of their true transgendered selves and the pursuit of ever increasingly destructive relationships. no cure is known.

"it was only a few years after the molesting that we saw the first signs of little Fraley developing the reverend decay.?

by the murph November 25, 2007

Reverse Beard

A male or female that is used by their heterosexual same sex friend to act as if they are dating in order to give the impression that the friend is homosexual.

When I got to San Francisco I needed to pick up a reverse beard to avoid being discriminated against.

by GoldenGateLove August 21, 2013

Reverse Snobbery

The practice of distrusting or disliking those of a perceived higher social class than oneself. Therefore, a hick who hates rich people would be a reverse snob.

A hillbilly just spit on that kid with the D&G sunglasses! Reverse snobbery in action!

by DJ Silly Hat August 24, 2008

reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014

Reverse Teabag

A girl on her period squats over a guy's face and repeatedly dips her already insterted tampon string in and out of his mouth. Also called, "the cottonmouth."

"I got back at John for teabagging me by reverse teabagging him when I was on the rag."

by Shooter12 December 26, 2007

Double Reverse Rape

While being reverse raped you turn the tables and pull a reverse rape.

Austin thought be could reverse rape Jordan but Jordan decided to pull a double reverse rape.

by Iliketitties January 29, 2010

reverse nautilus

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.

N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.

by assmurderer January 11, 2010