sausage tea party spit roast

The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.
ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."
by TheSoschianGamer+ October 24, 2017
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v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.
'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.
by purity September 18, 2003
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U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods
Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted
by NoobScrub February 20, 2019
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n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
by BlackOutCrew January 14, 2008
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After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.
After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich
by Boar Spinelli July 27, 2007
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Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.
Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing
by LaLemon October 03, 2018
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when the female genitallia resembles an arby's roast beef chedder melt, from too much fornicating.
"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."
by zak2 July 15, 2006
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