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Smashing Pumpkins 

a good, original band.
....to other gay ass losers who only limit themselves to the radio and mtv, Smashing Pumpkins are "weird".
who the hell cares if the lead guy is pratically bald?? atleast he sings about shit other than shooting people and having sex like 50 cent...or molest 14 year old girls like R.Kelly.

pumpkinese 

The world's 57th officially recognized language. This newly recognized language, Circa 1949, is mostly used in the North Florida and South Georgia area. A nearly uncomprehensible dialect, this language gets it's name from the founder, "Pumkin" Brown. In what sounds like someone trying to use the English language with a mouth full of marbles, Pumkinese often leaves most listeners giving up and acknowledging that they understood the sentence and or phrase spoken to them, as opposed to asking what over and over again.
Pumpkinese phrase: Yo, whata jew wit a bunch of paperswok a givayou yettaday? I ah. ah. ah. ah. ah....whodoovoodoo witta don'ta knows whur day bees.

Translation: Excuse me, Do you the location of the paperwork I gave to you yesturday? I am not sure where it is currently at.
pumpkinese by CrisRock November 13, 2013

pumping tuna 

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell
Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.
pumping tuna by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

pumpkunt 

Bitchy girls tanned so much they're orange
Snooki is such a pumpkunt.
pumpkunt by johnnydoe69 November 5, 2010

pumpkanism 

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth
Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.
Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.
Sunshine Pumping by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012

Pumping Off 

to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when
Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.
Pumping Off by The Original DT January 7, 2012