egyptian mud puddle 

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

egyptian mud puddle by BigDHill September 22, 2015

Jell-O Pudding Poop 

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.

I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.

Jell-O Pudding Poop by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

puddles 

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

puddles by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

Puddinitous 

A disease cause by complete retardedness. It affects the ability to type clearly and Is usually associated with Down Syndromeand other mental diseases. People with puddinitous usually have trouble forming sentances and play with barbie dolls. Puddin smells.

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Puddinitous by Ice June 23, 2004

Pudd Sack 

fat sack below a fat womens belly

I want to kick Val in her Pudd sack!

Pudd Sack by Daisy Dave December 20, 2008

puddle tramp 

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

puddle tramp by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

Pudding hammock 

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

Pudding hammock by Ducci13 August 12, 2012