The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006
Get the cup a poopmug. Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child
by Choppa “Tay Diggs” Jaqcuel April 23, 2019
Get the pussy poopmug. by handsometbone November 28, 2013
Get the poop squeezemug. like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
Use a poop scoop!
The poop collector has arrived!
Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
Get the poop scoopmug. A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
by John 1-2 December 9, 2008
Get the poop pillowmug. by Trey and Gianna June 12, 2018
Get the Poop doopmug. A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
Get the poop dickmug.