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potato brain 

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

potato couch 

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

potato blood 

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato
"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.
"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
potato turd slime by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

Potato Jedi 

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi

Potato tomato french fry 

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.
My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.