photosynthesis

When you are having a conversation with a cute but idiotic girl and you want to make yourself smart, use this word

Girl: So what do you wanna study when you get to University?
You: I wanna study the complicated subject of Photosynthesis!
Girl: Wow, really? Me too!

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

photoshop

a location operated by skilled individuals whom chemically develope negatives from a camera and create prints or proofs of senseless and endless creations of the human mind as to what is important, beautiful, breathtaking, monumental, strange, ugly, meaningful, etc.

i have to go to the photoshop today to pick up my false memories

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Develop one's photos

euph.
To have a shit.

Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.

by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

photog (v.)

to promise someone fame & riches, then only give them a trip to Disneyland

Don't give Mattel your action figure idea, they'll just photog ya.

by SPP December 18, 2003

photograprick

People who are into one of the most extravagant forms of 'art' which is photography. They are usually weak-minded fools who can't paint or play a musical instrument that's why they resort to taking pictures of shit to pass off as having some 'talent'

Raphael loves taking fugly pictures of anything. He's a photograprick.

by powerextreme May 21, 2010

Photobomber

Person who likes photobombing other people a lot (more than once a week).

Greg is photobomber. He even got into a jail for it once!

by Greg2215151 October 13, 2012

CVS 1 hour photo

A place where you should never take you film to be processed.

The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.

Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.

by Phasmatis Nox October 30, 2004