pencile dick

Having a skinny thin pencile like dick.

He got a small pencile dick.

by YoungBlood<69>_- March 21, 2017

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008

Pink Pencils

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.

Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"

by Lexxyy April 25, 2009

THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.

RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.

by KC_2021 March 4, 2021

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004