percian 

1) Naivety or innocence
2) Characterized by irregular bouts of narcolepsy
3) Extreme cowardice or pusillanimity
4) Hostility and dislike for grammar and spelling rules
5) Indolence and sluggishness

Bob rejected my invitation to attend Sally's party because he was too percian too sneak out of his house.

When Joe managed to misspell every word in his essay, I noted his percian mistake.

percian by Fuck Nuts August 21, 2008

perchance 

A synonym for Perhaps

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.

perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Persian Gulf 

The Persian Gulf (In Farsi: Khaleej-é-Farrs) is the mass of water located between the Iranian peninusla and the Arab states of Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and Oman.

Since the 1960s, Arab states (or Persian Gulf Arabs )have unsuccessfully tried to change the name of the Persian Gulf into the "Arabian Gulf". This term is not used in English and is not acknowledged by organizations such as the United Nations, The National Geographic Society, and official cartographers.

The Persian Gulf is called Persian beacause of the history of Iran which dominated the region and beacause Iran has the longest coastline on the Persian Gulf.

The Persian Gulf was, is and will be called as the Persian Gulf until the end of times.

Persian Gulf by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006

Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect

I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!

Persian Firetruck by 00deecee00 July 4, 2016

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

Persian Shitzu by AKitts June 30, 2016

Persian pedicure 

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

Persian pedicure by Lintowl April 2, 2020

Persian fever 

a term used to describe infatuation with someone of Persian descent.

Fevered: "Dayem that Persian is soo fineee!"
Observer: "You totes have persian fever"

Persian fever by Bearychwan May 19, 2010