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poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.
You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.
by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006
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fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)
by arm July 30, 2003
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PooFace

Kim headmark!
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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Poof

An acronym characterizing a person as a Pretty Outrageous Obvious Fag.
I was walking down the strret when i saw two Poofs walking in my direction.
by Kevin Wallace December 31, 2007
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poofer

When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..
Man that girl was so hot untill we started to get it on and i fell in, she had a real poofer
by jibjab25 January 25, 2011
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poofing

the act of cuming or throwing baby powder onto someones ass. Not in a sexual way more like a prank.
While poofing Tim the other night we got baby powder all over!
by robolovo January 26, 2009
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Mcfart-poof

When you sneeze, cough, cum and shit yourself all at the same time!
Ooooh, I jus did a Mcfart-poof!.

Oh Man! Joey just let out a Mcfart-poof!
by Mcfart-poofer May 13, 2010
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