An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.
She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.
by McBigBooty January 27, 2020
Get the cat panmug. A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.
Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
Get the Pan-Africoonmug. A phenomenon in which iridescence (synchronicity in color modulation) at the surface of space creates symphony or musical harmony.
by metawave October 28, 2019
Get the pan-nihilismmug. An insult slightly more offensive then ur dad lesbian. Although it is not as offensive as ur granny tranny. This isult should only be used as a last resort if not u could be another ur granny tranny victim.
Robert: ur mum gay
James: no u
Robert: ur dad lesbian
James: ur papa pans
Robert: ur granny tranny
James: *blackhole forms in ass succing James instantly to hell*
James: no u
Robert: ur dad lesbian
James: ur papa pans
Robert: ur granny tranny
James: *blackhole forms in ass succing James instantly to hell*
by Me. I am always right March 12, 2018
Get the ur papa pansmug. When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
Get the Pan the river but I ain't opening a minemug. by metawave November 23, 2019
Get the pan-contiguitymug. A God,
288912729 yo anime girl,
cat dog bear wtf is that,
was stolen by user @theurhara36
speaks polish and 82649263 more languages
Pan misio is cute
Can’t cook
288912729 yo anime girl,
cat dog bear wtf is that,
was stolen by user @theurhara36
speaks polish and 82649263 more languages
Pan misio is cute
Can’t cook
by ariass November 21, 2021
Get the Pan misiomug.