Facebook Dating

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.

Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.

by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011

carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

vulture dating

When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.

girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am

by jabberwockyjoy May 28, 2008

Do-it date

a social engagement planned with the inevietable intention of coitus.

I have to leave early to get ready for my Do-it date.

by Jmother March 12, 2006

Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf

Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date

by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010

wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand

shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date

by jr December 11, 2004

Man Date

When two straight men (usually mates) go out to a pub, bar or sports game etc together.

Rachael "What did you get up to last night?"
John "I went to the pub with Mike"
Rachael "Oh so you had a man date"

by nick whitehouse July 18, 2007