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Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
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Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
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Monkey Majik

A japanese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named Maynard and Blaise Plant. The band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in japan.
The line for monkey majik is:
Maynard:Guitar/vocals
Blaise:Guitar/Vocals
Tax:Drummer
DICK:Bassist
by Toilet man January 13, 2009
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monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
by triskalguilo February 19, 2009
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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009
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Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
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monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012
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