Moist

Ben Thomson

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute

by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018

Moises

A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off

Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises

Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you

by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018

Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.

I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.

by TacoSanto December 9, 2018

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Moist

When a satisfying thing satisfies your tingles

Gregory: YooOooOo BroOoo!! that slime vid you sent me was MOIST
Jimmy: AyYyyEEee I know!!!

by Lil' Nugg December 17, 2018

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

Moist

An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting

Boy 1: Bro i just passed my driver's test!!
Boy 2: Dude wow that's so moist!!

by B1ackwhirlwind January 5, 2019