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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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UC Merced

The Best UC in California with the Sexiest men and Women.
UC Merced got some hot as people that are smart too!!!
by Black Man3 July 29, 2009
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mercenary

Boba Fett is a mercenary.
by L33T G8M3R February 26, 2003
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UC Merced

The newest of the UC's and the easiest to get into. Because of the largest club on campus is a Christian club, and the majority of students falling into the order of Asian, Mexican/Hispanic, University of Christian Minorities has become the new place to go.
Did you get into UC Merced?
Yeah, but there are too many Christian minorities.
by kin2 November 25, 2010
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UC Merced

The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.
Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt
by Real UC Student April 15, 2011
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merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.
I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!
by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017
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mercer island

a very beautiful island in the middle of lake washington. it is about 13 miles in circumference and would happily coexist with its surrounding areas, bellevue, renton, seattle, etc. but we're not given the chance. although mercer island has a bunch of rich snobby ass kids. there are some who are very nice. i do not see any reasons for the hate to keep spreading, i don't see why mercer island and bellevue won't kiss and make up. both places have their ups and downs.
Mercer Island: beautiful island, hot girls, nice people, high social status, more hot girls, good swim team, decent basketball, good soccer.

Bellevue: lots of various malls that everyone loves, a much better football team, lots of nice and kind people,
by MIHS GRAD... some day April 3, 2009
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