salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B

after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man

by mcera May 27, 2021

man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

by GeorgeBrett78 May 24, 2015

cutoff man

When someone takes a load (cum shot) in the mouth from a guy and then spits it into someone else's mouth from a distance.

The other night, Denise was the cutoff man between Jack and Dianne.

by VRSick98 June 24, 2014

local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

by Sir.Davey October 09, 2010

Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019