Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

Miners Dream

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!

Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital

by I like urban dictionary. March 2, 2015

mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.

Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.

by bustakeaton November 6, 2016

minergency

The medical issues which fall between a minor problem and a true emergency. Neither a minor medical problem, nor a true emergency.

He went to the urgent care center after experiencing a minergency.

by Docjock November 25, 2016

Maineybo

Little dick nigga

Bitches act like they like him cus they feel bad
He is athletic and girls use him for future fame

Nappy ass hair

Girl 1:" maineybo going to the leauge"
Girl 2: "i know make him get you pregnant"

by Realniggajames134 March 31, 2017

meinert

Meinerts are very loving and win at everything! They have great taste in food. And a nautical eye. They tend to work in restaurants, on ships or with seafood.

Ahoy matey me eye sees a meinert

by Waki5 March 21, 2017