smeg legs

One that has dry semen in there leg hairs after masturbating

A worthy insult

There go's smeg legs again

by xJezzx May 17, 2006

Period Leg

When menstruation runs down a womans' legs

When a dopey blonde forgets to change her tampon, and her period drools down her leg, thus being known as Period Leg

by zoobear April 25, 2006

Jake Leg

1. A term to call someone who is an idiot.
2. A term to call someone who has messed something up.
3. A term to call someone who isn't paying attention or who is dumb

Also see dumbass.

1. You jake leg you tryed to steal a cop car?!
2. Why in the hell did you break my CD?! YOU JAKE LEG!
3. Are you listening? Hello? Jake leg...

by Teeloh October 11, 2006

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

hind legs

What southern people call their own legs implying that we are like animals with 4 legs.

"I went for a long walk yesterday, and man my hind legs hurt"

Sitting with your hind legs kicked up.

by Martina_andkids October 18, 2008

Mayonaise Legs

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

by Booger July 15, 2004

peg leg

Ms. Heather Mills, who likes to call her self Mrs.Paul Mccartney, but everyone knows the real Paul Mccartney's first name is lexie

Ew i can't believe Paul Mccartney married peg leg

by naininia sharmama May 3, 2005