Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

Done like a door knob

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007

blow job control knob

Manbun

Look, he has a blow job control knob

by JonboyWA3 March 31, 2022

Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 6, 2021

Sob From My Knob

The act of jizzing so violently and forcefully in a bitch's nose, that the diry cunt starts to sob your fat load. cuz all dat shit iz kinekted.

Neal: Bitch do u spit, swallow, or sob?
Aleeson: Whatchu mean sob?!
Neal: Can I make you sob from my knob?
Aleeson: You mean cry out yo' nut?! shooo.

Neal cums in Aleeson's nose til she cries jizz.

by painal January 11, 2012