Knobchomper

One who likes to put dick(s) in their mouth. May or may not chomp, or bite down on said dicks.

Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dick all cut up?"
Guy 2: "Oh that's Mandy, she's a Knobchomper."
Guy 1: "Damn, dude that sucks."
Guy 2: "Naw bro, it bites."

by Leeshagnarl February 17, 2015

knobchopper

a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, otherwise it will fall on you

person: i was in the toilet but it was a frickin knobchopper
friend:ouch

by daibheaid October 16, 2005