Poof juice

Alcohol which is specifically targetted at the homosexual community, women and kids. "Alcopops"

"What they got to drink?"
"Just some stupid poof juice. Goddamn amateurs"

by Ginga Ninja June 17, 2004

woman juice

Female ejaculant.

I love a chick who comes when I eat her out. I want them to shoot loads of woman juice.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

Death Juice

Death juice is a mixture of Cocaine, Marijuana, Oxycontin, 2 different types of cough syrup, & beer. It makes you bleed from your eyes, nipples, nose, ears, and it makes your teeth fall out and your fingernails fall off. As shown in the music video, Earl Sweatshirt - EARL.

My nigga drank some death juice and now he's dead .

by TheOriginalZ March 28, 2011

Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.

"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"

by Richard Lao December 15, 2004

Crunk Juice

a combination of an energy drink, and hard liquor (it is said to have unusuall results when consumed)

a popular one is hennesy and red bull

there is a manufactured one called sparks

Yo gimme a sip of dat Crunk Juice hommes.

by Crazy Bob May 13, 2005

Purple Ass Juice

Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.

The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.

Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.

It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.

Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.

*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*

Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.

by Green_Vagina_(.Y.) May 14, 2012

juice monkey

Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.

The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.

by katt_85 February 17, 2006