Joker's smile

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.

I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.

by tim's taint December 21, 2004

penguin bar joke

adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke

inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.

hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?

eh.. dunno what do you call it?

a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha

wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*

by mwuah xx March 6, 2009

Joke

Like matchsticks of humor, jokes, when kept dry, ignite flames of laughter.

"It was just a joke!"

by nethcev! August 26, 2006

joker that ho

after you cum on a girl's face you spread it all around and rub it in. You then grab some of her red lipstick and color her lips. (don't forget to spread it all on her cheeks too!)

i think i'ma joker that ho later tonight.

by E-$F August 23, 2008

Joke Thief

1. One who steals another persons jokes and claims them as his or her own.

2. Carlos Mencia

Dude: Hey man, have you seen that video where Joe Rogan calls out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comics jokes?

Bro: Yeah... Mencia is such a fucking joke thief.

by Dan 17 October 23, 2008

Joener

When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband

Dude! did you see joe's joener?

hey nice joener.

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009

Joke off

When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.

Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011