4 definitions by tim's taint

odd fellow

penis, dick, wang, dong, dangler; may be strangely shaped/ curved.

Abe thrust his old fellow in and out of his fat sister's wendy with such passion that they both got lost in utter bliss.

by tim's taint December 13, 2004

hair

puss, tuss, snatch, usually a young, inexperience female who has never shaved that monkey.

"Aghh dude, I got some hair last night... wanna smell my fingers? I think it was the first time she was banged."

by tim's taint December 8, 2004

Joker's smile

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.

I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.

by tim's taint December 21, 2004

salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

by tim's taint December 8, 2004