it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

by steph&chelsie May 4, 2006

why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.

1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...

by my name is a secret dude December 18, 2010

It will end in tears

Something said to too people who are deeply inlove and need to be reminded that that shit is going to end soon (no hate intended)

Those too are allways posting each other you will see it will end in tears by December you will see

by DaniSouthAfrica September 27, 2020

It will end in tears

A miserable statement made by bitter people who are against prosperity

Their relationship won't last,it will end in tears

by @ReeGodsSoldier October 21, 2020

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

it's getting yellow in here

a phrase used to describe a large or growing presence of Asian people at a bar, club, or restaurant. See also "it's getting dark in here".

Wow, it's getting yellow in here! I feel like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino!

by polpun July 13, 2010