Ian

A highlighter that wears Santa hats too much

Ian got bit by a bug trying to get his Santa hat

by Anonymous Fruit November 25, 2024

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An Ian

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

He lets her treat him like shit, what an Ian!

by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

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The Ian

The worst painter at EasyQuip PTY LTD. Thinks he’s better than Matt, but not as good.

you think you’re good but you’re just the Ian

by WetSock_69 July 12, 2023

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Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

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ian ball

an intense game that involves running around the pool 3 times while receiving attempted dekes and shoves into the water. after running around the pool 3 times, you attempt to slam dunk into the pool hoop. basically one of the best games around...

me- "dude im going to ryan's house to play ian ball!"
raphael-"i'm somewaht jealous."

by sir colin skeeta-a-lot July 27, 2009

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