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A strong person that may have gone through a lot of tough walls but got through it with their family (Vasquez) by their side.
I am Vasquez Strong
Vasquez by Guydudes February 6, 2018
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a sexy beast with a large wiener never shuts up constantly talks shit
you lying sack of shit your such a vasquez
vasquez by jake_snake December 18, 2008
A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.
"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"
Vasquez by PunkyG July 6, 2010
to abscond with something owned by another, usually candy.
Did someone Vasquez my multi-purpose pen again?
vasquez by ramonapat September 20, 2012
A superhot Puerto Rican playa who gets all the wimmenz. Often found salsa dancing at the hip/hop clubs. All night he holds on to a cup full of ice and lime. Rough around the edges yet soft in all the right places. Often found walking bow-legged due to the massive erect penis he has shoved down the leg of his pants. When he gets down and dirty Carmen will appear.
Person 1: salsa dancing to hip/hip? what's dat dance move called?
Person 2: It's called "do the vasquez"
Vasquez by th3-o-5ive August 22, 2009

vasquez amor

the act of recieving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich
Wow, peanut butter and jelly made that vasquez amor even better.
vasquez amor by Timothy McG. May 1, 2011

Vasquez maneuver 

When your bed partner is sleeping like an angel, you simply start rubbing there genitalia to wake them up. This process usually starts around 6 am and continues off and on till 9:15 am on Weekends mornings Created by R. Vasquez
Becky I was laying in bed this weekend and he kept doing that Vasque maneuver on me interrupting my delicate sleep. I’d fall back to sleep and here comes the Vasquez maneuver
Vasquez maneuver by Mdhddd November 11, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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