heath

An imaginary drug usually found near blonde's and sleepovers. It is often used in chocolate chip cookies or can enter the brain through any hyper activity. The side effects of heath are over-stimulation of the brain, extreme insanity, and complete randomness.

"im so hyper, i think im heathin."

"dude, i think somebody put heath in our cookies"

"im so hpyer, i can taste the heath"

by Ms. Behave August 25, 2008

Heath

n. A person who acurately predicts or is aware of new fashion trends before they become popular. The term most likely refers to fashion icon Heather Jeffreys.
adj. Used to describe a fashion trend that has not yet become mainstream.
adj. see hip(outdated usage).

"That one girl was wearing Uggs before Uggs were in. She is so Heath."

by M. Payne January 16, 2008

Heather

A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather

Don't be like that bitch heather

by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 1, 2016

Heathered

Getting passed around at party for rough sexual pleasure

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.

by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

health

Word to describe an awesome person/action/situation

Dude 1: I slammed two bitches last night.
Dude 2: Aww man thats health!

Frank: Yo, son, Jenny wants to do you, and i hear shes totally health in bed!

by The Burn Out November 17, 2006

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

health nut

Someone who cares a great deal about health and general well-being.

Person A: "She is such a health nut, right?"

Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."

by vierblumen January 24, 2017