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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
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“Yo, some annoying girls wouldn’t let me sit at the outside table!”

“Oh yeah don’t take it personally, it’s just the Ren Group.”
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The Asmt Group

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Omg did you see The Asmt Group Clut tiktok?

Y/N: YEAH, I wanna be apart of Clut Fam so badly
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a closed group of people
you are from my group
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Random Group

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That's a Random Group.
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Lily from the group chat

The mom/Heather of the group that keeps every on track/ tells them how to dress like a totally slutt.
Lily aka the mom of the group she slays over all of us aka lily from the group chat
by Yoursluttlily January 13, 2021
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condo group chat

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“Oh, you’re not aware? I saw it in the condo group chat.”
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