Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022

Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".

I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.

by Dwane October 19, 2003

Glaspy

verb meaning to be amazing, awesome, sexy, or perfect, also known as turtle, contrary to what the turtle entry on this web site says.

man that was so glaspy, meaning that was so awesome

by Red Cat May 26, 2006

glass dick

A pipe used to smoke Crack

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"

by N4rF February 9, 2003

glass bottomed boat

the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner's head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

by downtuning February 29, 2008