It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.
by hlots11 December 26, 2011
Get the Friend of Aslanmug. When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.
Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
by Zelophehad August 21, 2010
Get the Friend Dumpedmug. by sora senpai September 9, 2020
Get the Squeaky Friendsmug. by archie01 October 27, 2021
Get the barcode friendmug. A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
Get the priority friendmug. Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.
We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014
Get the friend teasemug. The state of being non-exclusive
State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010
Get the Surface Friendsmug.