What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
by Serial32 September 7, 2009
Get the Festy-Feet mug.A combination of the words festival of estrogen. Occurs when a group of women get together without any men. Usually resulting in discussions about men and discussions of womanly issues that men want nothing to do with.
by TheMetalicOne July 7, 2011
Get the Festrogen mug.My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.
by Taintskin September 6, 2017
Get the festering ass boil mug.The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.
Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!
by StephD134 September 26, 2007
Get the polyester fester mug.by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011
Get the Music Festival Panties mug.Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
by Bad Brians January 30, 2014
Get the arse fist festival mug.1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
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