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Festrogen

A combination of the words festival of estrogen. Occurs when a group of women get together without any men. Usually resulting in discussions about men and discussions of womanly issues that men want nothing to do with.
Wheres your wife tonight? She's gone to a Festrogen.
by TheMetalicOne July 7, 2011
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mestrogen

A feminine hormone found in most men.
Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.
by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015
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estrogenocracy

noun, pl- cies
a system of governance of, for and by women, notably of the objectionable type who thrive on such a system, common to the offices of insurance companies, law offices, healthcare providers and (insert violent, uncontrollable wretching) the bureau of motor vehicles. intolerant to creative solutions, marked by a rigid inflexibilty, antithetical to growth or change, these systems are entrenched by way of a dogmatic adherence to the principle of inertia. like a bad marriage, an estrogenocracy thrives on discord, negativity, vindictiveness and a collective will to affect every aspect of the ostensible mission with the literal and figurative spray of urine. once in effect an estrogenocracy is nigh impossible to dislodge and certain to remain an impediment to a cheerful, productive and pleasant workplace.
oy gevalt, i must renew my driver's license. better is should stick a fork in my eye than venture into that reeking estrogenocracy of the bmv.
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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estrogen attack

when a female randomly bursts into tears or acts in an overly emotional way for no apparent reason.
-can be caused by PMS but not always.
-the female is required to not know the reason why she is crying or being over emotional for it to be classified as an estrogen attack.
Girl A- I was just randomly sitting in class taking notes, and I all of a sudden felt like crying. Wtf?

Girl B- That's called an estrogen attack hon.
by vivelerockk07 April 9, 2008
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estrogen express

when a car has at least 6 women in it and it is traveling at a speed of at least 70 miles per hour
guy- wow that car was going really fast

guy 2- oh yeah, that was an estrogen express
by TIMMYTANG November 12, 2011
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estrogenda

The secret plot every woman has for her man, and the methods she uses to implement her plot.
"My wife wants me to wear a plaid suit. I suspect her estrogenda is to get me to fit in with her Scottish relatives."

"Damn bitch and her estrogenda, not wanting me to watch sports or hang out with the guys."
by Mr. TVTL January 14, 2005
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The Estrogen Channel

A television channel featuring programming targeted to appeal to middle-class, white, suburban, middle-aged women. Lifetime was the original Estrogen Channel. Now competing for estrogen with WE and Oxygen.
Hey, there's another Sandra Bullock movie on the Estrogen Channel tonight, and after that they're showing "Hope: One Woman's Struggle with Breast Cancer" starring Melissa Gilbert and Peter Gallagher.
by wakawakawaka April 20, 2008
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