british empire

Murdering, racist land thieves who raped and plundered the planet for centuries, making England one of the more hated countries on earth to this day.

Despite what Englishmen and their lovely egos will tell you, the British Empire is rotting in history's garbage dump where it belongs.

by Mr. Blond November 6, 2007

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam July 28, 2008

expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave

You’re dumb ugly Expired mayo packet

by Smart Allen December 2, 2021

evil empire

See wordMicro$oft/word

by Edilberto Garcia October 17, 2003

expired cuntrag

A old towel that has been used many times by old women at a retirement house and has evidence of mold forming on it.

Dont throw that expired cuntrag on my face!!!

by mexicangardener January 20, 2005

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010

Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by CBD1972 November 12, 2008