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donkey show

Donkey shows usually take place in TJ. It is when a donkey's penis penetrates a (sometimes kidnapped) women.
My friend went to a Donkey show and he said that the girl looked as if she was about 17. She looked as if she had been drugged, cuz she looked out of it. Another person I knew had a sister that was kidnapped and sold to the guys who hold these donkey shows. Their dad used to drive around in TJ's underground shows until he found his daughter.
by Elmz June 27, 2007
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donkeyhole

A "polite" substitution for the word asshole.
He's a real donkeyhole.
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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donkey twat

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person
That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!
by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006
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Donkey Stomp

To thrust one's penis into a lady friends face. Similar to a donkey slap.
"I donkey stomped that bitch last night and gave her a black eye"
by Bohemoth August 16, 2006
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swamp donkey

A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!

Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!

Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
by dudleydoright July 2, 2005
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Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 February 23, 2009
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Duckey

A Nickname that can only be used on EXTREMLY awesome people.
Bob: That guy is the awesomest guy i know.
Jack: HEY! Your new name is Duckey!
by Duckey or any variants on that September 27, 2008
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