Dolphin Dive

A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).

At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss

Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?

Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive

by Soft French Dick March 3, 2017

Divesh

Also known as spadoonk, Diveeesh is an illiterate troglodyte taxi driver for high school students. If you get him, make usre only to tip him less than 5%.

Divesh better drive me to chili chicken house or im paying him no tip.

by namesjeff December 17, 2019

pearl diver

Noun. A lower-income male who dates or is married to a rich woman for her money. A male "gold digger"; a man who has a sugar momma.

"Lenny married that rich woman. He's such a pearl diver."

by chippenstein December 7, 2012

pearl diver

a bitch who loves goin down on the cock

"yo cookie, last night you were the best pearl diver who eva dived on deez nuts"

by monk&miss January 29, 2006

Lemon Diver

A guy that drinks the lemonade in a lemonparty.

Erez, Ranman and James were engaging in an intense lemon party. Erez was thirsty so he dived for lemons.

by Dom Fernandes April 14, 2004

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007

Divet

A Divet is another name 4 a womans pink parts!

here biys i just left donnas divet looking like a pun of mince.

the dirty bitch was puttin bits of diced meat in her divet.

i gotta get some divet nd run up in it.

by the pervert! October 5, 2010