dildesque

Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.

This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dilderanus

1) Someone who deserves to have a dildo forcibly shoved up their ass. asshole prick
2) A person who has rocks in their head where brains should be. Dummy

Damn that Britney Spears is such a fucking dilderanus!

by Conor Acomb & Shayne Mytinger January 25, 2008

Dildo fuel

AA batteries.

woman #1: Christ, I've been chewing table legs all week.
woman #2: Wow, I thought you had the pleasure stick 5000?
woman #1: Yeah, but it's run out of dildo fuel and I've not been to the store yet.

by Prof. Samedi January 2, 2010

Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

rainbow dildo

a rainbow colored dildo that some homosexual men use to pentrate thier anus

"Mikey just bought me a rainbow dildo yesterday"

by Mike Kewosiskie December 12, 2013

Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

[Dildo]

A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.

*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"

by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009