condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.

I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.

by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

by TimDunk January 7, 2024

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017