Columbia, SC

A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.

"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "

by Big Block February 15, 2024

columbapie

Super cool butt in the front; undercarriage (Dylan Scott)

Wow I felt that in my columbapie.

Going to get my columbapie waxed!

by Real housewife of the real March 9, 2024

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Columbus, ks

pedophile central. tweakers everywhere... bad for small town

Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS

by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025