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John XXIII College 

John XXIII College is one of the only co-Ed private schools within the Western Suburbs of WA.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.

Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.

Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
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Upper Yarra secondary college 

A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC
“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole

kemnal technology college 

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks
lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo

St. John's College 

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
St. John's College by notsocrates December 2, 2020

Richard Stockton College 

A middle-sized college of about 7500 undergraduate and graduate students. The school was originally founded in 1969, and has expanded to a 1600 acre campus. It's roughly twenty minutes away from Atlantic City and and about an hour from Philly. According to the Princeton Review, Richard Stockton is a "highly selective college", and US News and World Report say Richard Stockton is one of the best colleges in the North for master's degrees. Stockton has also been rated as one of the top five liberal arts schools in the country.

Richard Stockton College has an incredibly highly distinguished faculty including Pulitzer Prize winners, Guggenheim Fellowship winners, and world renowned experts in Holocaust studies, psychology, and physics. 95% of professors hold the highest degree in their field from some of the top schools in the country.

The college's sports history has included national champions in soccer, track & field, and runner-ups in men's basketball. Stockton has also provided camps for the women's Olympic Basketball team, the national youth soccer team, and the World Cup soccer teams from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Trinidad and Tobago.

In addition to undergraduate programs, Richard Stockton offers six Masters Degrees and one Doctoral Degree in Physical Therapy. The college is continuing to expand its programs. Stockton will soon partner with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to build an Aviation Research Technology Park which will become a center for academic and training programs and state of the art aviation research.

There is plenty of action on campus, with Greek Life, a variety of clubs and and organizations- both academic (honors) and service, and collegiate, intramural, and club sports.

Richard Stockton's colors are black and white, with red being the accent color. However, in the fall of 2009 red will be replaced by blue. The mascot is the Osprey.
Joe Smith graduated from Richard Stockton College with a doctoral degree in physical therapy (DPT).

centennial college 

worst school ever. waste of time and money. basically a big elaborate scam
i go to centennial college... but i wish i didnt

stockton college 

#4 Liberal arts college in the nation, Harvard is #1...stockton is for lovers, we have Benny's and shoebies and some out of staters who God knows what they were thinking for paying this ridiculous out of state tuition, we have a bunch of tree hugging hippes and cops who are security guards with a gun instead of mase, they are all fat so if you need to get away...run into the vast Pine Barrons where you will more than likely get lost but you wont be locked up by Sto-Po...the girls are either sorority girls aka the fakest girls alive or they are wifed up by their boyfriend who goes to some other school in New jersey but still does a guy at stockton to make up for the absence of his 4 incher. We have gangsters and we have posers, we drink at the corner and 10 west and absegami high school girls make cameos on a regular occasion so they can go to HS the next day and tell the tale of the college ding a ling. Go here, we get sloppy and makeout and all of our frats are only a hop skip and a jump away, on a map
Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines