Cock Beam

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.

My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.

by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014

Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.

Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020

cock sisters

two girls who have slept with the same guy

"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."

by Spellbound July 3, 2014

d cock

the man

hey there goes d cock!

by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D June 5, 2017

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

cock advance

The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.

Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!

by BransonTeapot420 November 9, 2020

cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010