Someone who follows the path of all things right and just. But with an inner desire to cause mayhem, destruction or to believe in heretical beings/ideologies with said desire occasionally coming to the surface.
by Brettie1234 January 9, 2018
Get the Closet Hereticmug. the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
Get the closet snipingmug. 1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
Get the Closet Achievermug. guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
by gaycrow May 3, 2022
Get the In the closetmug. A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.
Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.
by closetfambam July 20, 2010
Get the Closet Fambammug. When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 22, 2009
Get the The Guilt is in the Closet Syndromemug.