Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Post-closet Euphoria

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-

"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"

by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021