Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

by zacktherapist April 18, 2018

Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

Devils Candy

Something that is so enticing that it makes you do it way to much. Over eating or Over stimulating yourself. Something that will cause you to become obsessed and consume too much of it cause it seems like it's so good.

Chocolate and TV late at night is the Devils Candy

by SEAL June 20, 2018

Room candy

Candy kept in your bedroom for when a craving hits.

Jackson wanted to buy more room candy, his Halloween candy was gone and he’d had a craving.

by Not Jackson January 30, 2019

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 9, 2019

Candy Popper

Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"

"lmao have you tried the candy Popper"

by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018

Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen May 28, 2018