Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009

rap crap

1) An extreme dislike for rap music.

2) May also be abbreviated as RC

1) Joe: What is that horrible noise I hear coming from that car?

Bob: Nothin' but some rap crap man!

2) Bob: Turn down that fucking RC!

by WordFreak June 28, 2011

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

crap rap

mediocre rap artist that samples classic rap beats and have talentless end rhyme.

Did you hear Crime Mob's crap rap? It sucks.

by Taul Trio July 20, 2006

craptacular

the state of being spectacularly crappy

origin: The Simpsons

This freaking cheeseburger tastes craptacular

by smellyiguana November 20, 2003

crap music

real bad music that should not be played anywhere.

Man that William Hung is truly the king of crap music!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.

"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"

by straitblade November 22, 2007