Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009

beefcurtians

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

by devestment October 10, 2009

ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs

"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.

"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."

by astronautpen May 17, 2007

Beef Step

The act of passing gas while simultaneously walking or taking a step forward. The gas is synchronized with each individual step. Usually strung together in a series of steps, Also known as "beef steppin."

After the club, I ate four tacos from a street vendor, and beef stepped all the way back to my car.

by MareANDCubanB August 23, 2009

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011