ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs

"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 26, 2004

your mom

A normal response when a person is unable to come up with an intelligent comeback. Usually used by those with little or no imagination.

Guy 1: I need to get my car checked out.
Guy 2: I checked your mom out.

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 26, 2004