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beefcurtians 

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.
I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.
beefcurtians by devestment October 10, 2009
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beefcurtains 

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.
The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.
beefcurtains by ansoanon August 16, 2005

jungle roll the beef curtians 

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

beefcurtains 

female sex organ; labias.
Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.
beefcurtains by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beef curtians 

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".
"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."
beef curtians by brian March 14, 2004

beefcurtain 

A womans Genital region..
a vagina
"Eww i can totally see your beefcurtain when you wear that skirt"
"Your Beefcurtain looks a bit moist today!"
beefcurtain by Jiovani August 21, 2006

beefcurtains 

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps
beefcurtains by Daveth January 6, 2004
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