A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.
I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.
by devestment October 10, 2009
Beefcurtian: Slang word for Vagina. The Lips of a vagina resembles the "beef" part. And the "curtians" part of the word is where you pull the vagina lips apart. So then thats where you get "beefcurtian"
Johnny pulled Sallys beefcurtian apart and licked it all night.
by crazyideas March 18, 2009