Bacon Bunch 

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

Bacon Bunch by seanferd October 19, 2008

bacon goodness 

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

bacon goodness by molemanners June 1, 2010

Bacon Burger Dawg 

Commonly used as a greeting.

What's up my Bacon Burger Dawg?

Bacon Burger Dawg by margoRothSpiegelman December 13, 2010

Bacon-Train 

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

Bacon-Train by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Bacon Shards 

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

Bacon Shards by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

Bacon Friend 

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

Bacon Friend by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

Bacon Santorum 

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

Bacon Santorum by Riley Decko February 25, 2012