It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 9, 2020

I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
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by Ninjaone November 3, 2021

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022

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The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
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